Corona Hair

Tanner has sooooo much hair, and he really needs a cut.  He won't let me touch it.  Then he said if I paid him $20, I could cut it any way I wanted.  (Insert eye roll)  I pretended that it was a really hard decision for me to make and then finally agreed.  Once I started describing my plans, he backed out and upped the price to $50.  

In jest, I sent a family text out to see who else might be willing to donate to the pot.  Parker said he would give $10 if he could choose the style.  Bryn thought it was a great idea but didn't offer any cash.  Aub doesn't have a phone, so she wasn't on the text.  Bri offered a big $1.50.  We weren't making a lot of progress with the $50 payment, but we all had some perfect styles in mind.

Parker wanted short on the top and long on the sides.  That is a lovely haircut and all but I was kind of hoping to get rid of the mop on his head.

I sent these lovely ideas in the group text.  We figured we could probably do both.  Tanner started getting a little uneasy about the whole thing which made everything even funnier.

Brinley voted for the stache picture above so Tanner could at least have one real mustache.  (He is pretty sure the peach fuzz above his lip, which she has dubbed "Pedro," is legit.)

For now, Tanner is sticking with his mop.